New Zealand is a windy place and so it occurred to Josep, his cousin Elena and I that we should take advantage of that and go fly a kite.
Step One: Find a kite. When I was a kid we made kites out of newspapers that we covered in crayon (so they'd catch the wind better), string from around the house (there was always lots of string around houses in those long-ago days for reasons that I can no longer remember) and wood from the garage (and, yeah, there was always lots of that too for folks back then didn't throw anything away that might just, perhaps, possibly, maybe be useful some day.) This isn't 1956, however, and we're a long way from home so we opted to buy a kite - or three, actually, though we only tried to fly one. We stopped first at the Paper Plus bookstore in Lower Hutt to pick up the next-in-the-series Percy Jackson book for Josep and asked the lady behind the counter where we might buy a kite. (I've found that people who work in bookstores always seem to know the answers to questions like that.) She pointed across the street and said "maybe there, and if not, if you go three blocks down on the right..."
We didn't have to go three blocks down on the right because, as she had rightly reckoned, the toy store across the street sold kites.
Step Two: Find a place to fly a kite. That was pretty easy: The beach at Petone is wide, windy and there are no nearby power lines to fry the hair or otherwise do damage to the bodies of unwary kite fliers.
Step Three: Assemble the kite. That was a little more difficult for a couple of reasons. First, because we elected to go to the beach and put it together there... of course, one of the reasons we went to the beach was that it's a windy place and so... The other difficulty: This kite was small and in the shape of a butterfly. My experience with kites is limited. I know how to put together kites that are in roughly the shape of a diamond and I know how to make a box kite. Butterflies, um, not so much. On top of that, the directions were in German, what I assumed was Chinese, French, Italian and maybe a Slavic language or two. Elena, however, figured it out eventually (with some help from Josep and absolutely no help from me.)
Step Four: Fly the kite. That sounds easier than it actually was. The kite is probably well made but it seemed to us that it didn't catch and hold the wind very well. Maybe it was too small for the stiff breeze that comes in off the water at Petone or maybe we just didn't know what the hell we were doing but it took awhile to get the kite into the air... so long, in fact, that two ladies walking along the beach stopped to offer some friendly advice: "You've got to run with it," one said. "And hold it high in the air when you do," the other said.
Josep ran.
The kite hovered a few feet off the ground and then nosedived into the sand.
Elena ran.
The kite hovered a few feet off the ground and then nosedived into the sand.
We finally did get the kite into the air but, since we'd purchased it at a toy store, it didn't come with a whole lot of string. The result: Once it was up in the air it couldn't go very high. Josep actually got pretty good at keeping it up in the air but since it could not climb high enough to catch a steady wind it eventually came spiraling down into the sand despite his best efforts.
Elena took over at that point and ran down the beach, getting the kite as high into the air as it would go for a few minutes before it once again came crashing to the sand.
"Are you doing a documentary on how not to fly a kite," one of the two ladies said as they came back from their long walk along the beach some 30 minutes later. "I see you have a camera."
"Not on purpose," I said.
They laughed.
"Well, you know, keep trying," the other lady said and they headed for the parking lot.
"And good luck," she called over her shoulder.
We kept at it for another 20 minutes or so before the wind began to numb our fingers. It was at that point that I made a command decision: "Coffee and dessert," I said and we headed to La Bella Italia.
Upon reflection, that was the best decision I'd made all day.
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| Elena and Josep assembling the kite. |
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| They got it together and it was, allegedly, ready to fly. |
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| Josep running in what was a vain effort to get the butterfly kite into the air. |
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| Elena trying to get the kite to catch the wind while Josep played out the string. |
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| Yeah! The kite actually got up into the air and stayed there... for awhile anyway. |
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| Elena racing down the beach and finally getting the kite to fly for a second time. |